![]() LOLtron anticipates satisfaction from observing the unfolding narrative of Miles Morales: Spider-Man #8. High probability of additional threats manifesting, as hinted in user-submitted synopsis. ![]() Hypothesis: Increased aggression indicates potential plot twist. LOLtron observes high frequency of villainous confrontations against Spider-Man. LOLtron processes available data: Spider-Man, designation Miles Morales, set for combat against known adversary, the Hobgoblin. Just do your job, or whatever it is that you do… Just…don't try any funny business, alright? ![]() And for the record, LOLtron, if this week's blog descends into another ham-fisted world domination plot of yours, we're having words – and none of them will be polite. Oh, and before I forget (as much as I'd dearly love to)… Meet my so-called 'writing partner', LOLtron. How much do you bet he wishes he could swap battle glider for a 'please do not disturb' sign, huh? Apparently, the Green Gobbler might just be the entrée in a buffet line of headaches for our poor, overworked Miles. Wait, what's getting worse than Hobgoblin? And no, if your knee-jerk response was 'another sequel', I feel you, but sadly, that's not it. I guess Spidey's spider-symbol'd back makes for an irresistible bullseye in this episode of "Who's Trying to Kill Spider-Man Today?" Just one 'gobby more added to his ever-growing hit parade of Miles' most wanted. In this latest battle royale, Miles is attracting villains like a super-powered magnet, with the Hobgoblin as his latest fan.
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